About this episode
Maduro’s Nike sweatsuit sells out, Mickey Rourke’s GoFundMe, an OnlyFans Father & Son duo, Critics’ Choice Awards, Amy Schumer bikini pics, deadbeat Kwame Kilpatrick, and Me-Me-Meghan Markle’s newest grift.
Trudi’s house still hates her in 2026.
Sports: Drew is still reeling from the ending of the Detroit Lions season. Justin Tucker’s libido cost the Baltimore Ravens the playoffs. Cleveland Browns Myles Garrett breaks Michael Strahan’s single-season sack record. University of Michigan Head Coach Kyle Whittingham received a standing ovation from the cult.
Pat Caputo breaks some terrible news on Twitter. Stay strong & keep fighting.
The Critics’ Choice Awards went down last night. Timothée Chalamet loves Kylie Jenner. Chelsea Handler cracked a few jokes. Jimmy Kimmel won Best Talk Show.
Movies: Marc hated a movie on Netflix called Eden starring Sydney Sweeney’s breasts. The Housemaid performed better than expected. The Phoenician Scheme is not Wes Anderson’s best movie. Channing Tatum is a doofus in Roofman. Good Fortune “wasn’t bad” according to Drew. Marc wants someone to watch Bugonia. Dave Franco and Alison Brie make love in Together.
Chicks and late-night don’t often mix.