About this episode
Monday, February 23rd, 2026
Today, an armed man has been fatally shot at Mar-a-Lago, a Judge scolded Mark Zuckerberg's team for wearing their douche glasses at a social media trial; the labor secretary’s husband has been barred from the department after sexual assault reports; DHS admits it’s website showcasing the “worst of the worst” immigrants is full of shit; the Supreme Court strikes down Trump’s sweeping tariffs; and Dana delivers your Good News and Allison is on vacation.
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The LatestAllison Live with JoJoFromJerz | YouTube
StoriesArmed Man Is Fatally Shot at Mar-a-Lago, Secret Service Says | The New York Times
Judge scolds Mark Zuckerberg's team for wearing Meta glasses to social media trial | CBS News
Labor Secretary’s Husband Barred From Department Premises After Reports of Sexual Assaults | The New York Times
Exclusive: DHS admits its website showcasing the ‘worst of the worst’ immigrants was rife with errors | CNN Politics
Supreme Court strikes down Trump's sweeping tariffs | AP News
Good Trouble
Call your Democratic Representatives and Senators to ask them not to attend the State of The Union unless they’re escorting an Epstein survivor.Find Your Representative | house.govContacting U.S. Senators
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