The Cooligans
Comedy

The Cooligans

by Alexis Guerreros & Christian Polanco

The Cooligans is a comedy & soccer podcast delivering hilarious takes on the greatest sport in the world! Hosts Alexis Guerreros and Christian Polanco are two NYC stand-up comics who don't focus on stats or formations, they focus on the funny. Join us two times a week for some humorous reactions to football's wildest moments of the weekend. The beautiful game just got a little bit uglier.

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1
Arsenal Bottle It Again, Santi Gimenez Joins & Griezmann to MLS?! Plus That Wild MLS Handball Drama
1:19:57 Mar 23, 2026
2
USMNT Roster Drama, Pepi to Fulham Gamble & Premier League’s Champions League Reality Check
1:19:20 Mar 19, 2026
3
LAFC Running Away With MLS? Liverpool’s Late Meltdowns & Chelsea’s Financial Rule Fine Debate
1:01:56 Mar 16, 2026
4
Real Madrid’s Champions League aura, Tottenham fight relegation & Weston McKennie interview
1:20:01 Mar 12, 2026
5
Dest Injury, Messi White House Backlash & Which MLS Coach Is Next on the Hot Seat?
1:00:21 Mar 10, 2026
6
Are Arsenal Too Boring? Man United Back Under Carrick? + Europe’s Next Haaland & Brazil’s WC Panic
51:31 Mar 5, 2026
7
Julian Hall Hype? San Jose’s Hot Start + Steve Fletcher on Tyler Adams & Iraola’s Bournemouth
1:17:25 Mar 2, 2026
8
Griezmann to Orlando City?! Mandy Freeman on Gotham’s Title & Weston Mckennie’s next move
1:09:29 Feb 26, 2026
9
Messi Meltdown in LA, EPL Title Race Drama & Is the 2026 World Cup Already Cracking?
1:03:08 Feb 23, 2026
10
Gio Savarese’s 2026 MLS Predictions, USMNT World Cup Outlook & Vinícius Jr Racism Debate
1:13:05 Feb 19, 2026
11
Real Madrid in Champions League trouble? + Glenn Crooks on Emma Hayes & NYCFC’s New Era
1:19:11 Feb 16, 2026
12
Thomas Frank Sacked! Our Replacement Picks + Brandon Vazquez on ACL & World Cup Pressure
1:13:35 Feb 12, 2026
13
Worst MLS DP Flops Ever + Liverpool’s Red Card vs City Shakes the Premier League Title Race
59:22 Feb 9, 2026
14
James Rodríguez to Minnesota?! + Fading USMNT Stars & What Went Wrong
1:06:30 Feb 5, 2026
15
Derek Rae on the Power of Pronunciation, Global Soccer Culture & Becoming the Voice of EA FC
46:01 Feb 2, 2026
16
Separating CL Contenders and Pretenders, Is the Premier League Boring? & USWNT’s New Era Under Emma Hayes
1:00:25 Jan 29, 2026
17
Should Ricardo Pepi go to Fulham? + Carrick to United the right fit? & What Trinity Rodman’s NWSL Deal Means
1:04:54 Jan 26, 2026
18
AFCON Final Fallout, Shawn Francis on MLS & World Cup 2026, and Can Pep Save Man City?
1:30:32 Jan 22, 2026
19
Josh Sargent to MLS? + Anton Ferdinand on West Ham vs Spurs & Real Madrid’s Xabi Alonso Mistake
1:17:11 Jan 15, 2026
20
Real Madrid Fire Xabi Alonso! Josh Richardson Breaks Down Arsenal & Messi vs LeBron
1:08:09 Jan 12, 2026
21
McKennie Leaving Juve? USMNT 2026 Sleepers + Lawrence Cann on how soccer saved his life
1:05:14 Jan 8, 2026
22
Man United sack Ruben Amorim: Is the job impossible? + Ali Krieger on NWSL salary cap
1:14:15 Jan 5, 2026
23
Can Pellegrino Matarazzo Thrive in La Liga? + Franklin Leonard on Black Media Bias in England
1:24:22 Dec 22, 2025
24
Jermain Defoe on Spurs Glory, EPL’s Toughest Defenders & That Surprise Call From Drake
54:05 Dec 18, 2025
25
2026 MLS Early Overreactions! Who Will Disappoint the Most? + Danny Navarro’s 2026 World Cup Ticket Tips and Tricks
53:53 Dec 15, 2025
26
Could Mo Salah Make His Way to MLS? + NYC Mayor-Elect Zohran Mamdani on Why FIFA Has a World Cup Pricing Problem
54:25 Dec 11, 2025
27
Lionel Messi and Inter Miami Capture Their First MLS Cup Title! Full Match and Season Recap
49:37 Dec 7, 2025
28
2026 World Cup Draw Breakdown: Group of Death, USMNT Reaction + Who Is in Prime Position to Win It All?
1:00:09 Dec 5, 2025
29
Can Thomas Müller & Vancouver stop Messi, or is Inter Miami too dominant? + Clint Dempsey breaks down the USMNT’s recent resurgence
49:52 Dec 1, 2025
30
Inter Miami dominate Cincinnati! Will they bench Luis Suárez permanently? + Tim Ream talks USMNT ahead of the World Cup
1:22:54 Nov 24, 2025
31
Gotham clinch 2nd NWSL title in 3 seasons! Will that be the last time we see Trinity Rodman in the NWSL?
44:32 Nov 23, 2025
32
USMNT record historic win over Uruguay! Does Pochettino have the team gelling at the right time?
45:13 Nov 19, 2025
33
No Pulisic OR McKennie — Time for USMNT to Panic? + MLS Approves Schedule Change to Fall! Genius or Chaos?
1:02:20 Nov 13, 2025
34
Is it time for Inter Miami to bench Luis Suárez? + Leander Schaerlaeckens breaks down USMNT past, present & future
1:37:38 Nov 10, 2025
35
Luis Suárez is Suspended for Game 3! Can Inter Miami Survive Without Him? + Cuco on Supporting Both Chivas and Club América
1:10:00 Nov 6, 2025
36
Inter Miami & Messi Are in Danger of Another Early Playoff Exit! Can They Fix Their Defensive Issues?
1:03:24 Nov 3, 2025
37
MLS Playoffs Early Overreactions! Who’s the Playoff MVP Front-runner? + NWSL Decision Day Preview with Meg Linehan!
1:13:42 Oct 30, 2025
38
Real Madrid win El Clásico! Are they better off without Vini Jr.? + Why the Union’s shaky Game 1 win is cause for concern
55:39 Oct 27, 2025
39
Lionel Messi Signs New Deal with Inter Miami! Is He Now MLS’s Villain? + MLS Playoffs Preview with Kevin Egan
1:23:23 Oct 23, 2025
40
Lionel Messi Finishes a Season for the Record Books! But Is It Enough to Win MLS Cup? + Julie Foudy Talks the Future of Women’s Soccer
1:27:27 Oct 20, 2025
41
MLS Decision Day is upon us! Who’s In and Who’s Out? + Nick Rimando Breaks Down the USMNT Goalkeeper Dilemma
1:22:10 Oct 16, 2025
42
Pochettino Sends a Message — But Who Is It For? + Jess Fishlock Reflects on Her Storied Career & Previews the NWSL Playoffs
1:11:46 Oct 13, 2025
43
USMNT look impressive in draw against Ecuador — Are we finally starting to see improvement under Pochettino?
50:35 Oct 11, 2025
44
Can Arsenal finally end their title drought? + KidSuper talks soccer & his love for Ronaldinho
1:21:29 Oct 6, 2025
45
Is Harry Kane too good for the Bundesliga? + Casey Murphy talks stopping Alex Morgan’s last career PK!
1:11:05 Oct 2, 2025
46
Christian Pulisic is on fire! Is he the best player in Serie A? + Are Man United stuck with Ruben Amorim?
1:16:29 Sep 29, 2025
47
LAFC Continue Their Hot Streak! Are They the New MLS Juggernaut? + Who’s Leading the Race to Be USMNT’s #9?
1:00:45 Sep 25, 2025
48
Arsenal claw back against Man City! Are Arteta’s tactics holding them back?
1:10:07 Sep 22, 2025
49
Liverpool Leave It Late Again! Are They That Good or Just Lucky? + Sam Coffey on USWNT Rise & 2027 World Cup Journey
1:24:46 Sep 18, 2025
50
Has Lionel Messi’s time with Inter Miami been a FAILURE? + Is Ruben Amorim a bad fit for Man United?
1:06:28 Sep 15, 2025
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