The Bald and the Beautiful with KB and the Doc
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The Bald and the Beautiful with KB and the Doc

by JMP Productions

Join the quirky and antagonistic Dr Turf alongside Australian rule footy and Richmond legend, Kevin Bartlett for their unique look at the world of sport.

60 episodes
EN language
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1
Nothing is off limits, KB banned from tipping Richmond, the art of the ruckman
1:46:53 Mar 19, 2026
2
KB's fears for Carlton, Opening Round feedback, and how did we end up talking about ventriloquist
1:27:32 Mar 12, 2026
3
A summer to remember, guess what rules are on the agenda, misery expected for Carlton in 2026
1:11:35 Mar 5, 2026
4
Chaos dominates our final show of 2025: ACDC, Cher, Elvis, The Truth newspaper & Opening Round tips
1:35:11 Nov 14, 2025
5
McEvoy saves the Cup for Australia, Dad's Army ready to tackle England, another botched Multi
1:34:01 Nov 7, 2025
6
Greg Swann's upset KB, Turfy's Cox Plate frustration, Craig Williams ahead of the Flemington Carnival
1:36:20 Oct 30, 2025
7
Ka-ching rising in NSW for Ka Ying, The Wanganui Wizkid drops by, any hope for the Aussies this summer?
1:11:56 Oct 23, 2025
8
The Everest > Caulfield Cup Day, Avoiding the Trade Period, Henry Dwyer sets the record straight
1:14:53 Oct 16, 2025
9
KB's MEGA-trade that will work, stricter drugs policy in the AFL, not a strong Caulfield Guineas coming
1:25:19 Oct 9, 2025
10
All these rule tweaks are just temporary bandaids, Storm on the verge of NRL history, Bill Collins from the archives
1:29:04 Oct 2, 2025
11
LIVE podcast from The Spread Eagle Hotel, Grand Final preview, Snoop set to rock the G
1:01:34 Sep 26, 2025
12
Melbourne has a new King, no Merrett in the Bombers captaincy, Jeff White's reflections on son Kalani
1:18:57 Sep 18, 2025
13
SUNS on a September roll, AFL following South Australia like sheep, Teddy v Snoopy
1:24:15 Sep 11, 2025
14
Finals are on our doorstep, Jeremy Cameron the rightful AA captain, Guy McKenna helped establish the SUNS
1:36:06 Sep 4, 2025
15
Another "laconic" episode, don't give Doc an AA squad, Fleetwood finally successful!
1:06:25 Aug 28, 2025
16
Rankine's lengthy ban, AFL's never been tougher to umpire, Choco outed at Melbourne
53:20 Aug 21, 2025
17
Turfy's Italian venture, Fyfe's retirement, Flemington for the Cox Plate & Trent Cotchin our headline act
55:26 Aug 14, 2025
18
Doc's writing a movie, you won't believe the theme, Simon Goodwin's sacked, is Vossy next?
56:23 Aug 7, 2025
19
The doyen Mike Sheahan, slow start for Greg Swann, Happy Gilmore 2 misses the mark
1:21:15 Jul 31, 2025
20
Doc's call for a May-day, a too-reactive AFL, Doug is a Dogs favourite, KB's not-so-surprising selection
1:09:59 Jul 24, 2025
21
Chris Scott becomes a three-time Gibberator, heartache for the Bombers, remembering Barrie Robran
1:12:00 Jul 17, 2025
22
Australia's greatest marathoner Deeksy, another kite-flying idea from the AFL, making AFLW financially viable
1:24:50 Jul 10, 2025
23
Frustrated Turfy on the Demons, Tom Lynch will miss 5-weeks for "selfishness" and FINALLY, Terry Bailey joins us
1:10:46 Jul 3, 2025
24
Fond memories of Waverley Park, why Harf climbed the goal post, how Ian Dicker bought it for $1
1:10:37 Jun 26, 2025
25
KB's Powerball windfall, the AFL's failed venture to China, The Sports God gives his view on Caitlin Clark in the WNBA
1:05:11 Jun 19, 2025
26
KB stands up for Daicos, tagging still has a place in the game, why Doc needs a holiday
1:05:48 Jun 12, 2025
27
Netflix doco's worth your time, next coach of Carlton, Everest isn't far enough for Nick Farr
1:10:56 Jun 5, 2025
28
Fox Footy vs. Channel 7, the AFL isn't a rehab clinic, Doc's idea for the 2026 Cox Plate
1:05:44 May 29, 2025
29
Gawn is the games MVP; Racing media going from bad to worse, why Sheeds created Dreamtime at the G
1:10:41 May 22, 2025
30
Doc's frustration with the racing media, no need for a video umpire to interfere
1:11:05 May 14, 2025
31
A reactive AFL, no free-to-air fury, why do full-time footballers need a rest off 5-days!
59:14 May 8, 2025
32
KB: The death of the tackle is nearing, Doc hates the BOM, will WCE win a game?
1:07:04 Apr 30, 2025
33
There'll only ever be 1 AFL/VFL Wizard, tone-deaf SCG committee, unpacking Noah Balta's penalty, Doc's frustration with Stawell racing
53:32 Apr 24, 2025
34
KB's Brownlow Medal certainty, Doc fears we're seeing the death of jumps racing & Mr Delusional Dave Culbert
1:01:03 Apr 17, 2025
35
KB fears for Carlton's future, Turfy's bold racing admission & Steve Williams tells us why Tiger was incredible
1:06:18 Apr 10, 2025
36
Peter Hudson's Glenferrie memories, Balta & Fahey both serve 4-match bans, Mansell the AFL's scapegoat
1:01:33 Apr 3, 2025
37
Melbourne's on-field woes, bland racing coverage, Keka celebrates a Kangaroo milestone
1:13:05 Mar 27, 2025
38
Cutting Room Floor: KB's frustration at players who've lost a game, Footy shows feedback & Brad Johnson, the smiling assassin
10:28 Mar 23, 2025
39
Nostradamus Bartlett, Turfy's anger at the All-Star Mile, Brad Johnson celebrates Footscray's 100 years
1:04:11 Mar 20, 2025
40
Tigers to cause the "greatest upset" in AFL history, why Dan Houston needs an apology from the AFL
1:01:48 Mar 13, 2025
41
Cutting Room Floor: Leaking skylights, 2km time-trials & heat-maps, bumped off a movie set
19:20 Mar 9, 2025
42
KB's concern about the high injury toll this pre-season, has Team India surpassed The Ashes for hype?
56:39 Mar 6, 2025
43
Sam Lalor the face of the Richmond dynasty, Tyson & Paul treat public like "fools", why bottled water is a farce!
43:52 Nov 21, 2024
44
Melbourne the AFL fixtures biggest losers, Carlton one-trick ponies, GC logo is "shocking"
44:55 Nov 15, 2024
45
Americans Trumped by Donald, Laxon makes a Knight of the Melbourne Cup, KB in favour of a night Grand Final,
55:43 Nov 7, 2024
46
Doc's way to make the Derby appealing, Matt Hill the voice of racing, KB's got the Melbourne Cup winner!
1:00:14 Oct 31, 2024
47
Turfy the Spring Racing oracle, Sam Pang's humble beginnings to hosting the Logies, Liam Baker's reasons for heading West
1:10:23 Oct 24, 2024
48
Bonus Bald and the Beautiful: Ill-fated Everest trips, Trump the golfing cheat, Trade period concluded
14:22 Oct 20, 2024
49
KB's "mind your business" message to the AFL, a charming chat with Kyle & a cracking Caulfield Cup & Everest coming up
49:11 Oct 17, 2024
50
Bonus Bald and the Beautiful: Wearing white gloves to hold the Melbourne Cup, KB scratched from the Prahran Cup
22:43 Oct 13, 2024
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