S3E072: Vampires are Real and the U.S. Government is Paying their Social Security

We’re changing the show to make people feel smart.How do siphons work?How do mirrors work?Explanations that make 100% sense but aren’t true.Be comfortable looking stupid.Sumo’s new favorite grifter.Sumo’s adventures with window blinds and abandoned mines.There’s no free speech in Europe.Sumo is podcasting from the fringe and must hit a button every hour or the podcast dies.A.I. short stories, human bodies are mind-bogglingly complex.There’s an alarming increase in things we know nothing about.LinksThe Whitest Kids U' Know - I want to kill the presidentSupport the showMore Linkswww.MAPSOC.orgFollow Sumo on TwitterAlternate Current RadioMAPSOC back on YouTube Again!Support the Show!Subscribe to the Podcast on GumroadSubscribe to the Podcast on PatreonSubscribe to the Podcast on BuzzsproutSubscribe to the Podcast on SubstackBuy Us a Tibetan Herbal TeaSumo's SubstacksHoly is He Who WrestlesModern Pulp