Good Children
Comedy

Good Children

by Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella & Studio71 & Confetti Cannon

Childhood best friends Joe Hegyes and Andrew Muscarella spent their youth chasing gold stars—now they’re just trying to stop sucking in their stomachs. Each week, they unpack a shared history of anxiety, performance, and the side effects of being a little too well-behaved.For advertising opportunities please email PodcastPartnerships@Studio71us.com   We want to make the podcast even better, help us learn how we can: https://bit.ly/2EcYbu4  Privacy Policy: https://www.studio71.com/terms-and-conditions-use/#Privacy%20Policy

103 episodes
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1
The Songs That Changed Us
1:16:24 Apr 1, 2026
2
We Need To Save Boston Market
1:06:55 Mar 25, 2026
3
Working On A Banana Farm For 88 Days To Become Australian Citizens
1:06:58 Mar 18, 2026
4
2020, Eating Disorders, and The Friends We Made Along The Way
1:04:00 Mar 11, 2026
5
Becoming Who You Wanted To Be In Middle School
1:03:07 Mar 4, 2026
6
We Should All Be Playing Video Games
1:08:00 Feb 25, 2026
7
A Critical Analysis of Frozen (2013)
1:05:38 Feb 18, 2026
8
Exploring Kinks On Valentine's Day
1:03:18 Feb 11, 2026
9
Stop Asking Gay Kids To Shovel Snow
1:10:40 Feb 4, 2026
10
Blowing Out Our Sphincters
1:04:53 Jan 28, 2026
11
James Tom's Rules To Being A Gay Guy
58:16 Jan 21, 2026
12
Dating A Drag Queen ft. Lemon Chiffon
1:03:21 Jan 14, 2026
13
We Want A Trader Joe's Theme Park
1:18:20 Jan 7, 2026
14
Escaping The Khia Asylum
1:24:01 Dec 24, 2025
15
A Day In The Life of Mrs. Claus
58:05 Dec 17, 2025
16
Hannah Solow on Oh, Mary!, Facing Rejection, and Being A Perfect Child
1:05:52 Dec 10, 2025
17
Cat Cohen Made It To Hollywood
1:04:18 Dec 3, 2025
18
Thanksgiving Has Got To Go
1:06:12 Nov 26, 2025
19
Plasma Was Always Going To Be A Star
1:06:30 Nov 19, 2025
20
Ranking Cold Cuts
1:01:04 Nov 12, 2025
21
Ashnikko Does It For Her Inner Child
1:00:34 Nov 5, 2025
22
How To Spend Your Last Day On Earth
1:40:15 Oct 29, 2025
23
HalloweenTown Reunion Special II: Kalabar's Revenge
1:22:10 Oct 22, 2025
24
Does Your Halloween Party Suck?
1:19:01 Oct 15, 2025
25
The Definitive Ranking of Halloween Candy
1:14:26 Oct 8, 2025
26
I Got Catfished 9 Times
1:03:33 Oct 1, 2025
27
Straight Guys, Butt Stuff, and Other Questions You Asked
1:16:45 Sep 24, 2025
28
Celibacy, First Times, and Being Late Bloomers
1:14:50 Sep 10, 2025
29
The Early Days of Instagram
1:06:46 Sep 3, 2025
30
Taylor and Travis: The Engagement Episode
1:23:49 Aug 27, 2025
31
The Rules of Open Relationships
1:10:44 Aug 20, 2025
32
The Death of Body Positivity
1:15:59 Aug 13, 2025
33
How It Feels to Fall for a Boy for the First Time
1:10:59 Aug 6, 2025
34
Going to Poundtown at the Beach
1:11:39 Jul 30, 2025
35
Sitting, Scooping, and Sucking: Bathroom Politics
1:04:41 Jul 23, 2025
36
Bagels: A Definitive Ranking
1:10:52 Jul 16, 2025
37
Early Signs of Daddy Puberty
1:04:11 Jul 9, 2025
38
Escaping The Fire Island Hookup Forest
1:17:06 Jul 2, 2025
39
From The Archive: Who Drank At My 17th Birthday Party?
46:48 Jun 25, 2025
40
From The Archive: Bear in the Woods (S4E7)
1:30:22 Jun 19, 2025
41
From The Archive: Bears In The Woods (S4E7)
1:26:52 Jun 18, 2025
42
From The Archive: Chimes and Punishment (S4E10)
1:18:21 Jun 11, 2025
43
From The Archive: HOW TO PUT YOURSELF OUT THERE (S2E1)
1:24:31 Jun 4, 2025
44
FROM THE ARCHIVE: You Get To Exhale Now, Totino (S3E21)
1:06:28 May 28, 2025
45
FROM THE ARCHIVE: Boys State (S2E25)
53:37 May 21, 2025
46
FROM THE ARCHIVE: Meet You At The Mall (S1E1)
38:09 May 14, 2025
47
When Podcasting Works Out
1:17:30 May 7, 2025
48
I Hate Birthday Parties
1:14:35 Apr 30, 2025
49
Gays in Spring
1:10:27 Apr 23, 2025
50
An Episode About Sleep
1:05:11 Apr 16, 2025
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