GoalLess: A Soccer Show
Comedy

GoalLess: A Soccer Show

by SmartLess Media

GoalLess is a podcast that highlights the passion, personalities, and pitch drama that make soccer beautiful ... and hilarious. Each week, the hosts kick around the biggest stories from The Champions League, featuring analysis, laughs, and great guests. What's the goal? You tell us! Brought to you by SmartLess Media, Meadowlark, with Paramount+

45 episodes
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1
The Divine Shadows (Season Finale)
44:25 Jun 3, 2025
2
Trying To Score Past An Octopus
56:32 May 13, 2025
3
Jackrabbit on a Hot Date
53:16 Apr 21, 2025
4
Sydney Sweeney’s On His Dibs List
58:48 Apr 10, 2025
5
He Parked the Nuke
46:08 Apr 3, 2025
6
Like A Flying Sea Lion (Feat. Eli Lesser)
46:26 Mar 27, 2025
7
God's Gift To Us (Feat. Ray Hudson)
51:35 Mar 20, 2025
8
Can’t (Double) Touch This (Feat. Rebecca Lowe)
54:18 Mar 14, 2025
9
The Man Behind Wonka (Feat. Jon Glaser)
50:33 Mar 7, 2025
10
Mystique of Legends (Feat. Arturo Castro)
53:13 Feb 27, 2025
11
The Legend of the Honduran Maradona (Feat. Kieran Morris)
48:22 Feb 21, 2025
12
Vague News (Feat. Rhys Darby)
50:05 Feb 14, 2025
13
Septic Bladder (Feat. John Skipper)
59:59 Feb 6, 2025
14
The Devil’s Hat Trick
49:30 Jan 30, 2025
15
The Eagle Got Sacked Too (Feat. Christian Polanco)
50:06 Jan 23, 2025
16
Kevin Bacon Looks Like a Kite
58:45 Jan 16, 2025
17
Shorts High and Tight, Mustaches Low and Loose (Feat. John Oliver)
59:55 Jan 2, 2025
18
Baptized by Alisson (Feat. Will Arnett)
53:53 Dec 26, 2024
19
Russell, La Bombonera, and a Zorb (Feat. Richie Williams)
49:20 Dec 19, 2024
20
Kaka, Dodo, or PeePee
16:53 Dec 12, 2024
21
BONUS EPISODE: Salzburg, The Penicillin of the Champions League (Feat. Mike Ryan Ruiz)
32:59 Dec 9, 2024
22
Shorts High and Tight, Mustaches Low and Loose (Feat. John Oliver)
1:00:24 Dec 5, 2024
23
BONUS EPISODE: Tantric at Best (Feat. Daniel Howard)
26:36 Dec 3, 2024
24
GoalLess Thanksgiving Feast (Feat. Rory Scovel, Jamie Carragher, Gareth Reynolds)
48:56 Nov 28, 2024
25
BONUS EPISODE: Teutonic Care Bear (Feat. Peter Moore)
30:37 Nov 25, 2024
26
Getting Baptized by Alisson (Feat. Will Arnett)
54:19 Nov 21, 2024
27
BONUS EPISODE: Death by Champagne (Feat. Nigel Reo-Coker)
30:28 Nov 18, 2024
28
Psychopathic Chickens (Feat. John Shin)
43:32 Nov 14, 2024
29
BONUS EPISODE: Nice That He Likes Milner (Feat. Maurice Edu)
32:29 Nov 11, 2024
30
The Hero of San Siro (Feat. Jamie Carragher)
48:58 Nov 7, 2024
31
BONUS EPISODE: I Want to Hang Out with Drunk Jurgen
31:55 Nov 4, 2024
32
America’s Got Mourinho’s (Feat. Rory Scovel)
52:45 Oct 31, 2024
33
BONUS EPISODE: A Proper West County English Urchin
15:41 Oct 28, 2024
34
Antonio Rudiger Could Knock Out a Bull (Feat. Joe Mande)
45:13 Oct 24, 2024
35
BONUS EPISODE: Light A Candle For Retegui (Feat. Mike Ryan Ruiz)
28:46 Oct 21, 2024
36
If You Force Me To Linger, I'll Eat A Pork Finger
47:33 Oct 18, 2024
37
Bonus Episode: The Dutch Are So Liberal, Aren't They? (Feat. Aly Trost Martin)
28:21 Oct 14, 2024
38
They’re Tickling My Tchaikovsky
40:58 Oct 10, 2024
39
Bonus Episode: Hammer and Tongs
31:16 Oct 7, 2024
40
The Aura (feat. Gareth Reynolds)
48:02 Oct 3, 2024
41
Bonus Episode: The Corridor of Uncertainty
25:18 Sep 30, 2024
42
Lord Panic (feat. Sam Lee)
46:21 Sep 26, 2024
43
Bonus Episode: The Biggest Tie of the Season
27:57 Sep 23, 2024
44
GoalLess Champions League Debut
44:43 Sep 20, 2024
45
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5:16 Sep 15, 2024
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