3/30/26 "Are You Trash? Because I Want to Take You Out" 🥀 | Brown Bag Mornings
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3/30/26 "Are You Trash? Because I Want to Take You Out" 🥀 | Brown Bag Mornings

1:09:28 Mar 30, 2026
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The squad hits the Homie Helpline to help a shy future lawyer named Cameron find the "rizz" to talk to a security guard who gave up social media for Lent. They also roast Tiger Woods for flipping his Land Rover in Florida and debate why Jelly Roll was chosen to sing a country song for the official World Cup soundtrack. [Edited by @iamdyre 📅] Chapters (00:00) Chivas! (1:57) Petty Police: Chilli from TLC's "fat thumb" repost (7:09) Scrolling: Getting "pressed like juice" in Newport (9:49) The Weather W/ Concrete! (13:01) Homie Helpline: Rizzing up Barney's Beanery guard (42:46) Happy Holy Week! (43:56) Six Flags Tickets! (50:11) Don't You Know I'm Local: The $75 refillable Shohei Ohtani cup (52:09) Chisme: Tiger Woods'' rollover crash and impairment (56:27) Rap Sheet: Roasting the Jelly Roll World Cup song (1:00:11) Studious Foo: Chat GPT ranks California as #1 for food (1:03:55) Play Ball: Arnold Schwarzenegger's secret bodybuilding love child (1:07:15) Money Moves: 12 tons of Kit Kats stolen in transit Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
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