3/25/26 Tryna Get Folded Like a Pretzel in Rosarito... 🥨 | Brown Bag Mornings
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3/25/26 Tryna Get Folded Like a Pretzel in Rosarito... 🥨 | Brown Bag Mornings

1:11:51 Mar 25, 2026
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The squad attempts to mediate a "wonky" Homie Helpline for Gerardo, whose 19-year-old daughter is hiding the fact that her boyfriend is joining her for a "pretzel-folding" weekend at Papas and Beer. Between the family drama, the "studious fools" roast The Rock for his "founding father" wig in the live-action Moana and debate if a man is "real" if he doesn't carry a minimum of $500 in cash at all times. [Edited by @iamdyre 🥖] Chapters (00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local: LA's homeless crisis moves underground (4:11) Chisme: The Rock's bad wig job in Moana (08:27) Rap Sheet: Suge Knight's Tupac murder memoir announcement (11:30) Coffee Talk (12:07) Petty Police: PETA claps back at Young Thug (15:39) Scrolling: Debating the "things women shouldn't do" video (20:37) The Weather W/ Concrete! (22:09) Homie Helpline: Daughter's "cracking" Rosarito spring break drama (42:50) Shoutout Medical Students! (44:57) Knott's Tickets! (52:47) Chisme: Starbucks' Hannah Montana raspberry syrup fail (56:02) Rap Sheet: J Cole reacts to Kendrick Lamar's diss (58:56) Ye Tickets! (59:52) Money Moves: The $500 "real man" cash rule (1:04:47) Studious Foo: Seniors addicted to phone screen time (1:09:10) Play Ball: Lakers' Mexican prospect "Kareem Al Pastor Jabar" Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
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