Blood $atellite
Comedy

Blood $atellite

by Blood $atellite

Two Caucazoid psychos living in Canada and Hong Kong discuss dissident right politics, conspiracy theories, fringe spirituality, ideal catastrophe futures, far-right-cenobite culture, harmonyjamming, Canadian politics, splainsplaining, genocidal irony, and probably sex and video games or whatever.

100 episodes
EN language
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1
An Era Defining Midwit in this Century of Game
2:09:31 Mar 27, 2026
2
There are No Simulationists in Prostate Cubening Wards
2:05:12 Mar 13, 2026
3
Underpants Gnome Chomsky Crip Walking Through the Epstein Files Like a Damn Fool
2:18:05 Feb 27, 2026
4
There’s No Seinfeld After 9/11
1:59:07 Feb 13, 2026
5
From Clown World to Slop World into Huh World
2:06:56 Feb 6, 2026
6
BSNL29: How Doomed is Canada?
4:56:56 Jan 30, 2026
7
YEAR OF THE CRASH IN
2:04:50 Jan 16, 2026
8
Accelerationism Wears a Toga, Mr. Hitler
3:55:44 Jan 9, 2026
9
BSNL28: OneBC Xtreme
3:58:49 Jan 2, 2026
10
6 Million D Chess is Priced In to Joevernomics
3:40:41 Dec 19, 2025
11
BSNL26: Chumpgod Transhearts Media Literacy
3:57:04 Dec 12, 2025
12
Time is a PAWG Circle
3:40:36 Nov 14, 2025
13
I Have A Mouth And I Must Relax
4:08:10 Nov 7, 2025
14
BSNL#26 - SinO'tooleist Robotheism
3:31:44 Oct 31, 2025
15
CONFESSIONS OF A SLOPULIST DARKETER
3:16:06 Oct 17, 2025
16
Worcestershire Sauce Tastes Like I Hardly Knew Her
3:30:17 Oct 10, 2025
17
BSNL25: Extremism in Canada
3:44:31 Oct 3, 2025
18
To Make a Societylette You're Gonna Have to Break a Few Libggs
3:33:15 Sep 19, 2025
19
Stomp Clap Prayer Emoji
3:42:01 Sep 12, 2025
20
Small Tube Staccato Thralls: Observed Porcelain Edition
3:44:07 Sep 5, 2025
21
BSNL24: A [Nothing] About [Show]
3:43:11 Aug 13, 2025
22
BSNL23: Helldivers 2
2:54:58 Aug 1, 2025
23
Robbing a Blood bank for Financial AIDS
3:59:20 Jul 25, 2025
24
Mario Kant Says Santa Claus Has No Skeleton
3:32:38 Jul 18, 2025
25
Gen Y Got Mmmkay Ultra'd
4:12:10 Jun 27, 2025
26
BSNL22 - Episode 300 Spooktacular
4:38:44 Jun 20, 2025
27
BSNL21: The TFW Ecosystem
2:29:03 Jun 13, 2025
28
A Very Special Sola GPTuah
3:51:32 May 30, 2025
29
You should do THAT THING to YOU KNOW WHO
4:07:26 May 23, 2025
30
BSNL20: Alberta Separating From Canada
2:21:07 May 16, 2025
31
You Can Just (Not) Apocalyptic Homosexual Heights
3:24:38 May 2, 2025
32
Bucceesian overLARPing Magisteria
3:33:22 Apr 25, 2025
33
BSNL19: Astral Nairaland
2:36:08 Apr 17, 2025
34
Leaf Knife Blood Droplet Black Pregnant Man
4:51:21 Apr 4, 2025
35
Revolt Against the Moderate World
4:03:23 Mar 28, 2025
36
BSNL#18: CarneyVal
2:20:49 Mar 21, 2025
37
It’s Chardonnay Valium Winter And You’re Tapping the Sign Pilling?
4:00:40 Mar 7, 2025
38
Rome is a [BLOOD G@LAXY GAS in the mind of [HOTDOG]
5:32:09 Feb 28, 2025
39
YEAR OF THE CRASH OUT
3:31:37 Feb 14, 2025
40
BSNL#17: City of Bank of England
2:18:55 Feb 10, 2025
41
Mozart the Ripper, How to Impregnate a Woman from Low Earth Orbit?
4:07:42 Jan 31, 2025
42
BIG BOOTY EPISTEMES
3:53:06 Jan 17, 2025
43
4D Chess is QTardation we Owe Ourselves
3:14:14 Jan 10, 2025
44
BSNL#16: Canada's Collapse's Best Of
3:00:06 Jan 4, 2025
45
Limp Bizkit Doing Rollin To Waluigi Blowing Up Mount Rushmore
3:05:44 Dec 13, 2024
46
Every Fed Needs a Feeder
3:28:16 Dec 6, 2024
47
BSNL#15: Sikh and Destroy (feat. Fortissax)
2:37:57 Nov 22, 2024
48
Bart World No Mercy
3:12:20 Nov 15, 2024
49
Blawk Satellituah Endorses the Norwood Reaper for President
3:01:41 Nov 1, 2024
50
BSNL#14: The Time Cube
2:33:02 Oct 18, 2024
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