About this episode
Welcome back to Binge Buddies: Off the (Chain)Saw — the Season Finale.
We’ve driven the dusty backroads. We’ve argued about timelines that make no earthly sense. We’ve watched the saw stall, reboot, go 3D, get sympathetic, and absolutely lose its mind. And now? It’s time to carve this franchise up for good.
Bryan, Zombie Dog, Joel, and Ryan are closing out the entire Texas Chainsaw saga the only way you can: rankings, arguments, and probably at least one friendship hanging by a thread.
We’re counting down:
The Top 5 Non-Murderer Characters — the poor souls who didn’t pick up the saw but somehow survived the chaos.
The Best Quotes — from unhinged ramblings to lines that should’ve stayed in the script draft.
The Best Kills — because subtlety left this franchise around 1986.
The Best Killers — family members, wild cards, and the ones who made dinner deeply uncomfortable.
And finally… we rank all nine films. Yes. All nine. No mercy. No nostalgia goggles. Just cold, hard chainsaw justice.
This is the ultimate showdown. The definitive list. The final scream across the Texas plains.
The door slams. The generator hums. The saw roars one last time.
Welcome to the family.
Let’s finish this.
