Fashion Bros Need To Be Stopped | Assumptions
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Fashion Bros Need To Be Stopped | Assumptions

37:44 Mar 11, 2026
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This… “stuff”? Oh, okay. I see. You think this has nothing to do with you. Get started today at https://StitchFix.com/Assumptions and get 20% off your first order when you buy five or more items.0:00 Intro5:51 Crocs are not fashionable7:13 Sponsor!8:15 The performative male meme was engineered to stifle men from being creative10:48 People are sick of there being a “color of the year”12:10 People are too fixated on bringing back a year or decade13:13 You can’t wear a band tee if you’re not a fan of them15:07 Navy or brown doesn’t go with black17:36 People should stop getting plastic surgery19:48 Clothes only look good If you’re in perfect shape21:15 Textures, beads, & feathers will make a comeback in 202622:22 Grow up and buy some leather shoes, stop wearing Nikes24:00 More clubs should gatekeep people’s clothes at the door25:19 Men should learn how to properly wear a skirt26:36 Cringe or Ironic?PODCAST:https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/assumptions/id1752744811https://open.spotify.com/show/5RalNkXyU7lQNpnZkD7IyVSUBSCRIBE: https://bit.ly/Sub2SmoshAlikeWEAR OUR JOKES: https://smosh.comWHO YOU HEAROlivia Sui // https://www.instagram.com/oliviasui/Keith Leak Jr. // https://www.instagram.com/keithleakjr/Tommy Bowe // https://www.instagram.com/tomeybones/bbno$ ( @bbnomoney ) // https://www.instagram.com/bbnomula/WHO YOU DON’T HEAR (usually)Executive Producer: Anthony PadillaExecutive Producer: Alessandra CataneseExecutive Vice President of Production: Amanda BarnesDirector, Smoshalike: Mike CriscimagnaProducer, Smoshalike: Nicole BlacklockDirector of Production: Alexcina FigueroaProduction Manager: Jonathan HyonProduction Coordinator: Oliver WehlanderDirector of Photography: Matthew FaulknerCamera Operator: Macy ArmstrongDirector of Social Media: Erica NoboaSocial Media Manager: Kim WilbornSocial Media Coordinator: Margaux BernalesDirector of Post Production: Luke BakerEditor: Patrick HorbaSound Mixing: Lila RowelSound Editor: Gareth HirdDIT: Beni Kimuene Senior Manager, Channel & Strategy: Lizzy JonesChannel Operations Manager: Audrey CarganillaChannel Operations Coordinator: Sabrina LiebermanOTHER SMOSHES:Smosh: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshSmosh Pit:
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